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Neko is a sable Alaskan Malamute who was born on 10 May 1996 near Houston.  He is friendly, smart, VERY talkative, and thinks he is a lap dog! Neko likes running in the park, "chasing" the vacuum, playing in the water, and wild romps with his dog-pals. He helps out with malamute rescue and often visits his mother Miriah & his old "pack" for heavy play sessions.
 

Registered name:  "Chupak's Katzai Desert Raine"
Favorite "hobbies":  Puddle hopping, hole digging (for more puddles!)
Favorite "things":  His bunny, squeeky balls, coconuts and cat coursing.
"Claim to Fame":  5th place in working puppy group, Virtual Dog Show fall '96.
Current "project":  He is now working on his pack dog certification. (WPD)

Rita is a dark gray & white Alaskan Malamute born on 3 December 1997. She is both a laid back little "snugglebunny" and a remorseless "demon seed". She looses all common sense around food, is extremely agile, very hard-headed & VOCAL! She is such a little Mala-terrorist that she has earned the alias  "Evil Ms Rita"...   She's trouble on paws!
 

Registered name:  "Chupak's Katzai Somthn Wicked"
Favorite "hobbies":  Shredding stuffed toys, archeology, toady hunting, being bossy!
Favorite "things":  Food, Neko, cat food, toys, MORE FOOD, snuggles, MUNCHIES!...
"Claim to Fame": AKC and UCI International Champion.
Current "project":  Also working on her Pack Dog certification (WPD)

Mongo is a shaded silver Persian (yes, he's a cat!) that celebrated his 17th birthday on Ground Hog's Day 1999. Mongo has always known he was better than a dog, although sometimes he even acts like a dog...TOP DOG!
 

Given/Nick name:  "Mongo" / "Shithead" (Yes, he does answer to THAT!)
Favorite "hobbies":  Eating, sleeping, and staring into the next dimension!
Favorite "things":  Food, sleeping, catnip, sleeping outside, food, sleeping at the neighbor's...
"Claim to Fame": Still alive and kicking!
Current "project":  Hiding from the public after being groomed!

Kitty is an atheletic blue/gray cat born in the fall of 1996. She is a "rescued"  street cat that came into the house at about 4 mos of age.  She is a skilled hunter and trouble maker. She is also Mongo's "watch cat" and is the advance guard of the feeding time fiasco. Her main goals in life are to harrass her hairy dogmates & steal their food!
 

Given/Nick name:  "Ms. Kitty" / "Purgy" (short for Purdha - Little Witch!)
Favorite "hobbies":  Roof sitting, rat hunting, bird hunting, dog hunting...
Favorite "things":  Neko's crate, Neko's sofa spot, Rita, anything with catnip or strings.
"Claim to Fame": Consistantly "outfoxes" Neko and Rita.
Current "project":  Getting Neko & Rita into trouble!

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