• Pointer X Setter
  = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
   
• Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier
  = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
   
• Great Pyrenees X Dachshund
  = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
   
• Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso
  = Peekasso, an abstract dog
   
• Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel
  = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
   
• Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever
  = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
   
• Newfoundland X Basset Hound
  = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
   
• Terrier X Bulldog
  = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
   
• Bloodhound X Labrador
  = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
   
• Malamute X Pointer
  = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
   
• Collie X Malamute
  = Commute, a dog that travels to work
   
• Deerhound X Terrier
  = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
   
• Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller
  = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
   
• Bull Terrier x Shitzu
  = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
   
• Airedale x Malamute
  = Airmal, litters that go first class
   
• Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier
  = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
   
• Spaniel x Dachshund
  = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
   
• Harrier x Pit Bull
  = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
   
• Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel
  = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
   
• Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador
  = Jackdor, falls out windows trying to fly
   
• Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier
  = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
   
• Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier
  = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
   
• Pekinese x Rottweiler
  = Parrot, repeats everything you say
   
• Shitzu x Saluki
  = Suzuki, goes for miles on a tankful of gas
     

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