Top Signs Your Malamute Has a Problem With Alcohol
- Wakes up looking for a little hair o' the human who bit him.
- Won't go near that darn chuck wagon, but when the bar cart rolls through, he's off like a shot.
- Lately, you've noticed that he'll even hump a really UGLY leg.
- No matter what you throw for him to fetch, always returns with a bottle of Cuervo and a lime.
- Chases pink elephants around the yard instead of squirrels.
- The only game she'll play with you is "Quarters."
- Spends more time hugging the toilet bowl than actually slurping from it.
- Sells house, moves to Vegas, shacks up with beautiful poodle.
- Justifies quantities consumed by reasoning that they are in "dog beers."
- When he hikes his leg at the fireplug he keeps falling over backwards.
- Won't drink out of the toilet unless there's an olive in it.
- Just signed to do a remake of "Old Yeller" with Kelsey Grammer & Robert Downey Jr.
- After a few too many at the office party, tries to pick up the boss's bitch.
- "Ri *ruv* you, man!!"
- He used to bark -- now he just belches the chorus to "Louie, Louie."
...from the Gag-O-Mactic Joke Server