Most of us know about the great titles your dog can earn through the American Kennel Club and other organizations . . .

We all are familiar with the :

CH  ( champion )
CD  ( companion dog )
CDX  ( companion dog excellent )
UD  ( utility dog )
UDX  ( utility dog excellent )
TD  ( tracking dog )
TDX  ( tracking dog excellent )
OTCH  ( obedience trial champion ) and so on ...

Well some of the dog owners out there in cyberspace have a few of their own titles that even your dog can earn - without any special training! Most are naturals.

Here is a list of just a few of them :

AD ( attention deficit )

ARB ( ace refrigerator bandit )

ASH ( ace siren howler )

BW ( butt wagger )

BWX ( butt wagger excellent )

CC ( cat - courser )

CCX ( cat - courser excellent )

CP ( couch potato )

CPX ( couch potato excellent )

CSX ( counter surfer extrordanaire )

EAX ( escape artist excellant )

GFIY ( go fetch it yourself )

GP ( garbage picker )

GPX ( garbage picker excellant )

HD ( hole digger )

HDMX ( hole digger master excavationist )

IDDI ( I didn't do it )

ILF ( I like food )

ILLF ( I like lots of food )

IWFF ( I work for food )

LD ( lap dog )

LDX ( lap dog excellent )

PHD ( puddle hopper dog )

SC ( skunk courser )

TBF ( thick but friendly )

TGS ( terribly good snorer )

TGAN ( terribly good at nothing )

TSIM ( that seat is mine )

TTIM ( that toy is mine )

UNBD ( under the bed dog)

UNCD ( under the covers dog )

UNCDX ( under the covers dog excellent )

WM ( who me ? )

These are just a few of the "ALT" titles . We know that the "real" titles are a lot of hard work and consist of many hours of training and fun . These "ALT" titles are just Fun!" 

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