The Dog Convention

There was a Great Dog Convention.
They came from near and far.
Some came on bicycles,
and some came in cars.
Y'know, before they could enter,
or even take a look,
they had to take their butts off,
and hang it on a hook.
But before they even got seated,
(every mother, pup, and sire),
An old dog hollered from the back,
"Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"
The crowd of dogs began to panic,
and nobody stopped to look.
They grabbed the very nearest butt,
off the very nearest hook.
And this is why, even today,
a dog will drop a bone,
to sniff another dog's butt,
to see if it's his own.
- Author Unknown -

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